hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

maccasmiz:

letspretendthatimbritish:

I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.

Today on “which fandom is this?”…

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.